Oct 9, 05 03:13 PM
Good Morning Kansas.
We awake on the bus in Colby, Kansas.
I stumble out of the bunk and look out the window; we're in a big flat yellow place, in the lot of a Holiday Inn Express (wiffy!! yessssss!!), with a Taco John's sign looming above us.
Scrap awakes. Grabs a Diet Pepsi. Sits. "I wonder if they have hos in Colby," I say.
"If they're civilized enough for Arby's," Scrap says, "they're probably civilized enough for hos."
Last night in Boulder there were two sisters in front of the stage. At the shirt table, signing after the show, I got flirty with one of them and said, "I'm madly in love with you!" The other sister burst into tears.
