Benno, Ektorp, Bjorkudden, Ingo, and Other Swedish Delights.

The Ikea has arrived.

I am unapologetic in my love for Ikea. They've got the good shit. My friend Amity, an interior decorator, calls it The Happiest Place on Earth. Plus: Swedish meatballs. Do you know the joy of Ikea's Swedish meatballs? Know the joy. Yum.

But: I have become that guy who actually pays some dude to set up his Ikea. Because I always fuck something up. He's coming over this morning to hook my shit up.