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May 25, 06 12:28 PM

Today: A Better America. Taylor Hicks' America.

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(sob) You do make me proud! You do! (sob)

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In triumph, our Taylor emotes, with that trout-like, Nixonian grimace.

A moment of bliss: after Taylor is declared the winner, they cut to a weeping David Hasselhoff.

A moment of anguish: at the end of the broadcast, for a couple of seconds, in tiny type, the disclaimer flashed that the cursing Rhonetta was in fact an actor. It was worded in hearbreaking, side-effects-may-include lawyerese, but I can't give you the exact wording, as my TiVo cut it off.

Perhaps you'll let it slide, if I include as a bonus these mugshots of Rhonetta, courtesy of the Mecklenburg County sheriff's office.

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Posted by Mike at May 25, 2006 12:28 PM